$30.00
Stay hydrated with a sense of humor. This 25 oz flip straw water bottle features the darkly funny “Hang in There, It Gets Worse” design and is made from 50% recycled, BPA-free Tritan® Renew. Durable, leak-proof, and easy to carry, it is perfect for long days, hard workouts, and surviving whatever the swamp throws at you.
Description
Some days, hydration feels less like self-care and more like survival. That is where this “Hang in There, It Gets Worse” Flip Straw Water Bottle comes in. It is a brutally honest reminder that while the swamp may be full of metaphorical alligators, at least you remembered to drink water.
Featuring a wide-eyed frog clinging desperately to a branch above certain doom, this bottle perfectly captures the modern human condition. Optimism, resignation, and mild panic all coexist while you stay hydrated. Whether you are grinding through a long workday, sweating through a gym session, or staring into the abyss of your inbox, this bottle is your loyal companion quietly suggesting that you are doing your best, statistically speaking.
Crafted from BPA-free Tritan® Renew made with 50% recycled plastic, this bottle is tough enough to survive drops and resistant to stains and odors. It keeps your drink tasting fresh even when your sense of hope is questionable. The leak-proof mouthpiece cover and spill-proof bite valve ensure that no matter how chaotic the day becomes, your bag stays dry. The pivoting carry handle makes it easy to bring along wherever the struggle leads.
With an extra-large 25 oz capacity, this bottle is ideal for extended gym sessions, marathon meetings, late-night study binges, or any situation where you are outwardly functional and internally screaming. It is practical, durable, and unapologetically dark in its humor, much like your favorite coping strategies.
Product Features:
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BPA-free Tritan® Renew made with 50% recycled material
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25 oz. (739 ml) capacity
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Dimensions: 10″ × 3″ (25.4 × 7.62 cm)
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Stain, shatter, and odor-resistant
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Leak-proof mouthpiece cover with spill-proof bite valve
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Pivoting carry handle
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order. Producing items on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction and unnecessary waste. Thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision that benefits the planet, even when everything else feels like it is sliding into the swamp.
Hang in there. Drink water. It gets worse, but at least you will be hydrated.
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